Tenerife Stag Do

Tenerife enjoys a sunny and warm climate, averaging around 16°C in winter, and 30°C in summer, so if you’re there at the height of peak season, stay hydrated and stick to the shade in the midday sun. No-one wants to conk out with sunstroke on the biggest weekend of the year. 

Our top-rated stag do activities in Tenerife naturally revolve around the beach and the sea, as you’d probably expect in this Canary Island paradise. Watersports are a huge deal here - El Medano along the coast from Playa de las Americas is renowned for windsurfing and kitesurfing. Our own Watersports Package goes a little more extreme, featuring jetskiing and flyboarding. 

Another classic Tenerife stag experience is the Party Boat Cruise, and you will not be disappointed with one of the island’s most popular booze cruises from Porto Colon, with onboard DJs, a free bar for the first hour, and a swim stop halfway through. A great way to meet people before the night really starts.

If the heat gets a bit too much for you, then why not cool down with a trip to the awesome Siam Water Park? Stuffed with waterslides of all kinds, including the jaw-dropping Tower of Power, where you’ll plunge down an almost vertical 29 metre drop, and even a slide through an aquarium! There’s also a great lazy river in which you can float around all day, and  an imitation beach where you can relax or catch some waves in the massive pool which has regular tidal wave sessions.

Some stag do’s in Tenerife are looking for something more refined, so consider spending a day at one of the island’s premier Beach Clubs such as Kaluna or Papagayo, where you can chill to Balearic beats with handcrafted cocktails in your private cabanas, watching the sun go down, or the gorgeous women around the pool. 

Other popular stag activities in Tenerife include whale-watching boat trips, and hiking up the volcanic Mount Teide. You’ll literally have your head above the clouds as you make your way up this UNESCO World Heritage Site. Take in the breathtaking views via a bus tour, or rent a car and drive up the winding roads. You can then take a cable car right up to the top (some 3,718 metres up). This is perfect for a bit of male bonding but most probably one to avoid if you’re hanging from the night before.

As for beaches, there are plenty to choose from; Tenerife spent a lot of money transforming its rocky coastline into a sandy paradise for locals and tourists alike, so catching some rays during your stag do is an appealing prospect. We suggest checking out Troya beach in Playa de las Américas, which is ideal for groups of lads. Here, you’ll find golden sands and turquoise waters, and there’s loads of sunbeds available in addition to a great variety of water sports. The promenade is also packed with copious amounts of bars and places to eat, so you won’t be too far from a tasty snack. Do bear in mind that this particular beach gets packed pretty quickly, so it makes sense to head down as early as you can.

Food-wise, this being an island you’re never far from a seafood feast, and it’s always fresh off the boat. And while you’ll get all your favourite fast foods to soak up the booze after a night out along Veronica’s, we’d definitely recommend hitting up one of Tenerife’s many traditional Spanish restaurants at least once, to sample the local cuisine.

The Best Stag Do Ideas in Tenerife 

1. Utopia Booze Cruise

If you’re after the ultimate Tenerife party experience, the Utopia booze cruise is it! You and the lads will take the fun out to sea on board this awesome vessel, where you’ll join other groups for 3 whole hours of sun-drenched madness. You’ll be pleased to know that there’s an open bar available, while the DJs and MCs keep the energy on top form. There’s usually a swim stop to help you reset before heading back to the shore too.

2. Fiat 500 Self-Drive Boats

These Fiat 500 self-drive boats are absolutely brilliant, and a super fun way to spend an afternoon in Tenerife! Each boat holds four people max, and boasts a Bluetooth sound system, so you can play your favourite tunes as you take these boats for a spin! These little boats are definitely head-turners, and your experience out at sea will last for an hour – more than enough time to soak up the views and have a laugh with your mates. 

3. Go Karting Experience

Fancy a daytime activity that’s fast, furious and just a great way to have a blast with the lads? You can’t go wrong with a go karting experience, and this outdoor track in Tenerife is the business! On the day, just make your way to the venue where you’ll be given a full safety briefing before kitting up and hitting the track. Each person will have the chance to familiarise themselves with 3 practice laps, and then it's all systems go with a full 10-lap race. 

4. Kaluna Beach Club With Welcome Drinks 

Want to party during the day? No worries, because Kaluna is the place to be. This lavish beach club features an infinity pool and incredible views of the Atlantic. We’ll arrange for you and your group to enjoy entry, along with a welcome drink each – choose from half a litre of Pimm’s or Sangria per person and start the day off right! You’ll also enjoy a fancy sun lounger between 2 people, so you can take turns to sunbathe and hit the pool. The resident DJ will be on hand to provide the tunes, while your mates will provide the bants. 

5. Hard Rock Meal Night

No stag weekend is complete without getting a decent meal planned in, and what better way to do it than visiting the Hard Rock Cafe in Playa de las Americas? The atmosphere here is buzzing, and the menu’s awesome – it’s packed with all kinds of tasty options like burgers, BBQ ribs, fries, and other American-inspired dishes. We’ll get a table sorted for your group, and you’ll be able to get stuck into a 3-course meal each, that’s all washed down with 2 beers.  Whether you’re after a chilled dinner or you want to make this meal your starting point, you just can’t go wrong with a trip to the Hard Rock Cafe. 

6. Tramps VIP Nightclub

Tramps is something of an institution when it comes to clubs in Tenerife, so why not include it in your stag do itinerary? We can arrange for your whole group to get VIP entry to the island’s hottest party spot, and you’ll even enjoy a reserved booth once inside, along with bottles of spirits, mixers and a bottle of Moet. You won’t even have to lift a finger! 

7. Siam Park Experience

There’s a reason why Siam Park is considered one of the best waterparks in Europe – this place is absolutely huge and features all kinds of crazy rides and slides. Reckon you’re brave enough to tackle the Tower of Power (the nearly vertical drop through a shark tank)? Or maybe you’d prefer to drift along the lazy river while your internal GPS resets, or even hit the wave pool?  Whatever you choose, Siam Park is a must and the perfect way to cool down and escape that intense Spanish heat! 

8. Jetski Experience

If the group has a need for speed, getting out on a waverunner is the ultimate thrill. Get ready to zip across the waves and jump at high speed along the coast. It’s super fast, very wet, and is a guaranteed way for adrenaline junkies to do what they do best!

9. Quad Biking Volcano Tour

While you're here, it's definitely worth checking out more than just the pubs and clubs. So why not do something a bit different, like this Quad Bike volcano tour? During this experience, you’ll tackle the rugged volcanic terrain around Mount Teide, which provides some of the best views in the Canaries. It’s a gritty, high-energy adventure that really beats a standard bus tour.

10. Sexy Stripper

We know that the groom-to-be has probably said numerous times that he doesn’t want a stripper, but this is a stag do in Tenerife, and strippers are usually part of the package. With this one, we’ll arrange for a sizzling-hot woman to perform a private 15-minute striptease for the groom at a top club. The venue doesn’t open until 11pm, so visit a few bars beforehand and make this the highlight of your night. It will definitely turn up the awkward factor for the groom-to-be, and he’ll likely turn a lovely shade of red during his treat. He’ll love it really.